> Ever wonder...
>
> 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
> out?"
>
> 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
> there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
> it's butt."
>
> 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
> toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
> would eat?
>
> 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
> a song about him?
>
> 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
> lane?
>
> 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
> out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
> where the bathroom is?
>
> 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
> get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
> 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
> all fours? They're both dogs!
>
> 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
> didn't
> he just buy dinner?
>
> 12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> 13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
> made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
> 14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> come from morons?
>
> 15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
> 16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
> Little Star have the same tune?
>
> 17. Stop singing and read on ......
>
> 18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> Soup?
>
> 19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in
> your butt?
>
> 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
> car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
> 21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
> make it arrive faster?
This why we no have elavator in Kazakhstan. avoid confusion on topic.
>
> 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
> "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
> out?"
>
> 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
> there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
> it's butt."
>
> 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
> toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
> would eat?
>
> 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
> a song about him?
>
> 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
> lane?
>
> 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
> out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
> the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask
> where the bathroom is?
>
> 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
> get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
>
> 10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
> all fours? They're both dogs!
>
> 11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
> didn't
> he just buy dinner?
>
> 12. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> 13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
> made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
>
> 14. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
> come from morons?
>
> 15. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
>
> 16. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
> Little Star have the same tune?
>
> 17. Stop singing and read on ......
>
> 18. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
> Soup?
>
> 19. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
> the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in
> your butt?
>
> 20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
> face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a
> car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
>
> 21. Does pushing the elevator button more than once
> make it arrive faster?
This why we no have elavator in Kazakhstan. avoid confusion on topic.
